Donations collected from UK

1. Subj: Donations collected from UK

Signor Asif Ali Zardari ( husband of assassinated Benazir Bhutto ), who is now the President of Pakistan, who has the appearance of a Bollywood-comedian, and is the owner of a dazzling smile, is also the holder of many other natural gifts. Several years ago, in the country of Pakistan, he enjoyed esteem as Ten Percent Guy ( to forward & facilitate etc etc ). With the espirit & flair that Allah has dealt out to him, who knows at what other formularities, he may make a three-point landing in his future career ?

2. In the photo, he is shown sitting in front of a throng of shoes: I am a man of tender-sensitivites, and like the angry-spectator, I am not going to fling a shoe at Signor Zardari. Instead, I would utter this:
Signor Zardari: If shoe fits, wear it.

Surinder Paul Attri